Well, physically, puppets lack bones and muscles and cannot move unaided. Fortunately, puppets broadcast powerful "psionic" waves. They have the absolute power to control any human.
But don't worry. Puppets exercise extreme ethical discipline. A human must voluntarily accept subservience to a puppet's will. Only then can a puppet express its personality. We call this process trans-solipsistic symbiosis, or "puppetry."
Are human beings ready to understand their role in puppetry? We think so. For several decades we have begun to work more openly. And now, with the advent of the information age, we blog.
Join us in our support of puppetism, if not for puppets, do it for the children who will grow up in a world of puppetry. Kids are really quite special. Until they grow up. Thank you.
